i'm yours; she's mine

One could not even HOPE for a better reaction to the surprise of licking a lime. 

One could not even HOPE for a better reaction to the surprise of licking a lime. 

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

oncelut:

my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this

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hoplophilia:

What alcohol says about you.

Second to last one… Haha

I grew up in the 90s. I grew up watching The Simpsons, Saved By The Bell and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. We watched Saturday morning cartoons and rode our bikes to the park in the afternoon. We didn’t have cell phones so we called each other’s houses instead. We rang our friends doorbells instead of texting them to come outside. The Internet was no where near as big as it is now so we weren’t over taken by all the media thrown at us today. That era had it’s flaws but I wouldn’t want to grow up in any other time period.

we-should-fuck-now-that-i:

I’m a 90s kid.

lolsofunny:

ajc804:

sylvia-scarlett:

dukeofmegadeus:

here’s to impatient assholes

i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect

let’s have a toast to the douche bags

(lol here!)

lolsofunny:

ajc804:

sylvia-scarlett:

dukeofmegadeus:

here’s to impatient assholes

i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect

let’s have a toast to the douche bags

(lol here!)

littlelamblove:

Reblog because relevant. 

littlelamblove:

Reblog because relevant. 

That awesome moment when you go from 8-12 hr weeks to 20-30 hr weeks cause the new schedule person doesn’t hate you :D