One could not even HOPE for a better reaction to the surprise of licking a lime.
change the direction of the train if you concentrate
my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
What alcohol says about you.
Second to last one… Haha
I’m a 90s kid.
here’s to impatient assholes
i’ve been watching this repeatedly for the last 3 minutes and it’s still perfect
let’s have a toast to the douche bags
Reblog because relevant.